It’s been a while, I know. I’ve been struggling a bit to function and wasn’t in the headspace to write. BUT I’m back, bitches. Last year for our anniversary I bought my husband a bidet. So romantic right? Hey babe, I love you 15 years worth… clean your asshole. I’ve heard and read about howContinue reading “bidet.”
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blessed MF-ing be.
First of all, my heart is so full of radiant energy and gratitude this morning I could almost say it’s painful. But like, in a great way.
tornado warnings, tacos and gratitute.
I started mentally writing this post the other day when I received a gift in the mail from a friend. A gorgeous human being that I get to call “framily” pre-ordered me a book that combines my love of yarn, my love of crochet and my love of Harry Potter! Now, a few points toContinue reading “tornado warnings, tacos and gratitute.”
make a wish.
How do you make wishes? I’ve seen wishes made when candles are blown out and on stars. Wishes can be made on dandelion clocks or at certain times of the day and apparently with just a glass of water and some intention. At our house we some times make wishes on eyelashes that have fallenContinue reading “make a wish.”
we are who we are.
When I started this blog I always knew I wanted it to reflect who I am. I’ll admit, I’ve toyed with reformulating to try and make a real “business” out of it but I just can’t do it. It’s been about three months since I started sharing my thoughts VERY publicly and I wanted toContinue reading “we are who we are.”
Remember when I was taking a day off on Sunday? I was just kidding, I didn’t. Shockingly (sarcasm) my brain screwed up my entire time table and I had a ton of stuff to do. Oh well! I haven’t written much lately even though there’s been a bunch going on. Allow me to sing youContinue reading “just kidding.”
Getting ready for a family vacation takes a ton of work. It’s almost like the universe wants to REALLY make sure you appreciate your trip because you had to work so damned hard to get ready for it. Work never fails to explode the week you’re trying to tie up all your loose ends andContinue reading “vacation prep.”
Where do all the lost things go? Who TF knows. Around here some weird stuff goes missing, you know, like every damned fork we’ve ever owned. Bowls, cups, plates. How? Why? Chaos, that’s why. Earlier this week I was making my husband’s requested dinner for Father’s Day which involves cans of beans and tomatoes (recipeContinue reading “lost things.”
therapy. and Boy George.
Today was my first session back in therapy which was long overdue. It can take some trial and error to find the right therapist. In some cases its evident right from the start that someone isn’t right for you… let me explain. I arrived moments before my scheduled appointment. Temperature checked, signed in and thenContinue reading “therapy. and Boy George.”
embrace your wild.
Recently I’m noticing a lot more folks embracing their awkward, goofy and maybe slightly odd selves… and I am HERE FOR IT! While there will always be those who think there is one way to do life, I’m finding more and more that people are embracing their authentic traits and it is so liberating andContinue reading “embrace your wild.”